Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

History is full of stories, rants, perspectives, truths, lies, facts, details, opinions, ordinances, etc. The stories told by the men and women who were there, as well as by those who were not, and their comments, are items for display in the archives of humankind. Visit the museum and contribute.

"Worlds are conquered, galaxies destroyed -- but a woman is always a woman."

Captian James T. Kirk

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"If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?"

Steven Wright

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"The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it."

Steven Wright

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"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

Steven Wright

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"The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread."

Steven Wright

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"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."

Steven Wright

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"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

Steven Wright

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"I intend to live forever ... So far, so good."

Steven Wright

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"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

Steven Wright

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"OK, so what's the speed of dark?"

Steven Wright

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"All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand."

Steven Wright

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"If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain."

Steven Wright

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"Half the people you know are below average."

Steven Wright

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""Enquiry of learned Physicians, Chemists, &c. of this enlightened Age. It is universally well known, That in digesting our common Food, there is created or produced in the Bowels of human Creatures, a great Quantity of Wind.""

Benjamin Franklin -- Pamphlet called "Fart Proudly."

Submitted by: Admin /  2018-01-24   Category: Funny

"Surgery is really just a very accurate stabbing."

Unknown

Submitted by: Rudebastard /  2014-03-04   Category: Funny

"Above all else, the mentat must be a generalist, not a specialist. It is wise to have decisions of great moment monitored by generalists. Experts and specialists lead you quickly into chaos. They are a source of useless nit - picking, the ferocious quibble over a comma."

The Mentat Handbook

Submitted by: Rudebastard /  2013-11-20   Category: Dune

"War is never imperative."

Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy -- Balance of Terror  (Stardate 1709.2)

Submitted by: Rudebastard /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Trek

"Blast medicine anyway! We've learned to tie into every organ in the human body but one. The brain! The brain is what life is all about."

Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy -- The Menagerie  (Stardate 3012.4)

Submitted by: Rudebastard /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Trek

"... bacteriological warfare ... hard to believe we were once foolish enough to play around with that."

Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy -- The Omega Glory  (Stardate Unknown)

Submitted by: Rudebastard /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Trek

"Killing is stupid; useless!"

Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy -- A Private Little War  (Stardate 4211.8)

Submitted by: Rudebastard /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Trek

"I've already got a female to worry about. Her name is the Enterprise."

Captian James T. Kirk -- The Corbomite Maneuver  (Stardate 1514.0)

Submitted by: Rudebastard /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Trek

"Hope clouds observation."

Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

Submitted by: Rudebastard /  2013-11-20   Category: Dune

"Creative anarchy is the path to survival in this universe."

Ixian Philosophy

Submitted by: Rudebastard /  2013-11-20   Category: Dune

"Beware jargon. It usually hides ignorance and carries little knowledge."

The Coda

Submitted by: Rudebastard /  2013-11-20   Category: Dune

"Do not depend only on theory if your life is at stake."

Bene Gesserit Commentary

Submitted by: Rudebastard /  2013-11-20   Category: Dune

"There are certain things men must do to remain men."

Captian James T. Kirk -- The Ultimate Computer  (Stardate 4929.4)

Submitted by: Rudebastard /  2013-11-20   Category: Star Trek