The Lord and the Biker

 

 A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly

the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice,

The Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful To me

in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

 

 The biker pulled over and said,

"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I Want."

 

 The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports
required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! Think of the concrete
and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural
resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire
for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something
that would honor and glorify me."

 

 The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said,

"Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how

she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent

treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's

wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

 

 The Lord replied, - - - - "You want two lanes or four on that bridge!"