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Monday, February 06 2012 @ 10:26 AM CST
Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
History is full of stories, rants, perspectives, truths, lies, facts, details, opinions, ordinances, etc. The stories told by the men and women who were there, as well as by those who were not, and their comments, are items for display in the archives of humankind. Visit the museum and contribute.
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"An ideology is a complex of ideas or notions which represents itself to the thinker as an absolute truth for the interpretation of the world and his situation within it; it leads the thinker to accomplish an act of self-deception for the purpose of justification, obfuscation and evasion in some sense or other to his advantage."
Karl Jaspers
Category: Miscellany
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"Prohibition... goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control mans' appetite through legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not even crimes... A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our Government was founded."
Abraham Linclon
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"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs."
Unknown
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"Don't cheat, steal, or lie... But if you must cheat, cheat death... if you must steal, steal time... and if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love."
Unknown
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"A psych patient listed her allergies as "rock and roll, AC/DC, penicillin, cotton, and FIRE".
#595 (0) - Oct 1, 2009 04:39 AM by Ash"
Ash -- http://www.ertards.com/view/Complete_Idiots/595 (10/1/2009)
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"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them."
Unknown
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Litany Against Fear
"The litany against fear is an incantation used by the Bene Gesserit to focus their minds and calm themselves in times of peril. The litany is as follows:
I must not fear
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."
Unknown
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Smelly
"It smells like Bigfoot's dick."
StellaLunatik -- Fark (July 31, 2009)
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Lesbian Joke 12
"What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker."
Unknown
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Lesbian Joke 13
"What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
100 people that don't do dick."
Unknown
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Lesbian Joke 1
"What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet."
Unknown
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Who's your daddy?
