Quote of the Day

"All men are liable to error; and most men are, in many points, by passion or interest, under temptation to it."

John Locke

  Category: Miscellany

"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs."

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"Don't cheat, steal, or lie... But if you must cheat, cheat death... if you must steal, steal time... and if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love."

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"A psych patient listed her allergies as "rock and roll, AC/DC, penicillin, cotton, and FIRE". #595 (0) - Oct 1, 2009 04:39 AM by Ash"

Ash -- http://www.ertards.com/view/Complete_Idiots/595  (10/1/2009)

"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them."

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Litany Against Fear

"The litany against fear is an incantation used by the Bene Gesserit to focus their minds and calm themselves in times of peril. The litany is as follows: I must not fear Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

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Smelly

"It smells like Bigfoot's dick."

StellaLunatik -- Fark  (July 31, 2009)

Lesbian Joke 12

"What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker."

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Lesbian Joke 13

"What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers? 100 people that don't do dick."

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Lesbian Joke 1

"What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A licker cabinet."

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Lesbian Joke 2

"What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ... A Klondyke."

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