The spouse picked up a World Table brand pizza based on the photo on the box. As you may have guessed the actual pizza had much to be desired. See the photos below.
Here is the box
Here is the cooked pizza.
""Enquiry of learned Physicians, Chemists, &c. of this enlightened Age. It is universally well known, That in digesting our common Food, there is created or produced in the Bowels of human Creatures, a great Quantity of Wind.""